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Hacked

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The thing faggots post on friends facebook when they accidently stay logged on
"Hacked by your bestie!!!!1"
"Dude, dont be a faggot."
Hacked by salsaverde November 6, 2012
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helium-handed blonde bimbo

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A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.
The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.
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Two handed Zamboni 

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As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!
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swedish hankerchief 

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A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.
"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"
swedish hankerchief by La Magrá May 29, 2007
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Hanker Steak

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A very meaty vagina
When attempting to go down on Felicia ,I came to a halt because of her unsightly hanker steak
Hanker Steak by kushbrainz September 28, 2014
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Double handed salmon rod 

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A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
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