A Michigan handshake is when two men and one woman are having a threesome and one guy reaches up the girl's ass and the other reaches down the throat then both their hands meet in the stomach and shake hands
by bardmain October 08, 2019
when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat January 29, 2011
A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."
When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.
by Chaffinch August 14, 2006
She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.
I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
by JediAndi September 03, 2005
the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
by bogart March 07, 2005
A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.
Often done furiously and sometimes in public
Often done furiously and sometimes in public
by Call on me....call me...call on me... February 20, 2007
by The Wall May 10, 2005