Techno Handjob

An ecstasy trip; usually one that involves bad booze, some nasty dude/chick groping you, and very bad techno music. Occasionally it's just what you need. This is common in the San Fernando Valley.

I only need to say one thing; Techno Handjob

by Waffles818 January 21, 2011

Swedish HandJob

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.

"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!

by Hanken-butchin-stien June 29, 2010

Turkish Handjob

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob

"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"

by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

by Shuaman April 17, 2017

Handicap Handjob

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.

“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”

by Jkmnopqrs June 4, 2019

Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012