perfect halloween

That would be a perfect Halloween...considering it is the homosexual New Year, I'm sure you and your dad have a great time.

Yeah, you could dress up as Heinrich Himmler and Pops could dress as Eva Braun and you could cornhole each other all night.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Halloweener

See also "Halloweenie"

"Scott is a hard-core Halloweener, he's always got the best costume at the party!"

by GhostFaceGirl February 9, 2005

Haison

A guy with a pretty looking penis that make's girls scream. He apparently has a huge.... imagination.

look at that size of that dude's penis, he's a Haison!

by Davontae March 22, 2009

haldor

Haldor is a synonym for retard

"that guy over there is a total Haldor!"

"its realy Haldor to show ur D on television"

by Ruter_Knekt May 10, 2016

Happy Halloweenie !

A Happy Halloweenie ! is a hot dicking you give your cadet roomie on Halloween.

Matt was out trick-or-treating, and when he got back, I gave him a treat - - my Happy Halloweenie !

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

by marklar July 23, 2004

Halloween tailgating

Another term for trunk or treat, the emerging American practice of children's trick or treating for candy out of car trunks whose owners have convened in church or shopping-center parking lots for the occasion. The practice, which is similar to sports-events tailgating of meals near a stadium, is meant to offer children a safer experience than walking the streets.

"I need to buy lots of candy. Time for Halloween tailgating."

"You need so much candy for a football game?"

"No, it's for trick-or-treating out of car trunks near the church on Halloween afternoon, also called trunk or treat."

"Very clever, these Americans."

by al-in-chgo November 3, 2013