hoeself

When an individual is being theirselves whilst being a hoe.

The chick at the bar was great at being her hoeself to get those tips. (Ie. Stripper Status)

by TheHoeWhisperer July 26, 2024

Housered

Getting head while pooping.

Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.

by The poo woman April 19, 2024

Hoeverty

Poverty but not having hoe's

Originated from song Hoeverty by starboylikemk

I'm in Hoeverty

by starboylikemk February 10, 2026

Hoser

The term hoser originates in Canadian hockey. The defeated team must hose the skating rink down in shame this they are hoser's

Take a look at that bunch of hoser's

by Garrison parkour March 2, 2026

HouseRotting

when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.

Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.

Boy 1: “Hey why haven’t you been going out anymore?”

Boy 2: “Sorry I’ve been houserotting”

by luhvr.222 April 2, 2025

Hotser

A spectacularly unsuccessful individual whose attempts at popularity or desirability result in conspicuous and often embarrassing failure, thereby elevating their status as a 'loser' to an almost iconic level; one who is intensely and undeniably a failure.

To bad he's such a "Hotser" other wise i'd hit it.

by Justin Connolly November 5, 2025

double hoser

(noun): a hooka bong with two hoses for two people to smoke at the same time

Yo, hit this double hoser with me.

by Jack_123 November 10, 2008