Hasler

an extreme partier who drinks crazily exesive amounts of straight or premixed alcohol. in the old days would party all night but these days ends up crashing early

when at a party or out drinking with friends if some one crahes early and falls asleep they've just pulled a "Hasler"

by mad dog tanen January 23, 2009

Hassen

To hassen someone is to have anal sex with them. Only the male can hassen someone, as it's only considered "hassening" when a penis enters an anus.

Kid 1: Did you hear? Steven and Savannah had anal sex!
Kid 2: Yeah! I heard Savannah got hassened realll good!

by anonymousposterofshit October 12, 2009

Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

by Morgan January 11, 2005

hasselhoff

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Setting up broadband was a Hasselhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

hasselhoffer

Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!

David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery

by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 5, 2008

Hassler

A hassler is an adjective to describe a person who makes a hassle for nothing, describes small issues into a MAJOR problem, who thinks that the president needs to know about it. A hassler can also be described as MarT Pad

MarT Pad is such a hassler. She hassles me all the time for nothing.

MarT Pad is causing a lot of hassle at work

by GodALLMighty May 15, 2014

Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006