by lil'lamb April 20, 2006
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by Lizardo January 18, 2006
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A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.
What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010
Get the Shinobi Guido Gangster mug.Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.
They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.
by high rolla April 16, 2005
Get the Guido mug.a guild party is when all the memebers of the guild get together and engage in unprotected big gay sex. mr gregg greets everyone at the door with sneaky castros and dutch staircases. then nick gets naked lies spread eag on the floor on takes on the hole guild in his asshole while mr hardcore gives him a trolls foot. afterwards the bull gets ass fucked by a big gay porcupine while big black adrian feasts on greggs asshole. next they all get in a circle and shove red hot irons up each member's pissholes, after this episode they give all the freshmen guild members japanese snowstorms and if its a special occasion they will call in big gay Koizumi himself. after initiating the mannie freshes they then beat eachother off into one big great cup, mix the jizz with horse cum and daves insanity sauce and drink up!! Finally then end the party by givin everyone a mustache ride and portuguese breakfasts to everyone but the freshmen, they make them go shrimpin with 19 big gay armed madillos
me: hey man did you hear about the guild party tonight?
gregg: you dude I'm givin out sneaky castros and trolls foots. Are you goin?
me: no thanks.
gregg: you dude I'm givin out sneaky castros and trolls foots. Are you goin?
me: no thanks.
by Nick Moshetta April 7, 2007
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WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
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by Light Joker November 24, 2006
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