grandpa's guitar

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

by Mike Nap December 28, 2007

Guitar'ded

Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.

Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded

by Clay December 10, 2004

Guatamalen Gator Roll

When giving a woman oral sex, one latches onto her clitoris with his front teeth. He then proceeds to death roll as if he were a gator killing its prey. Also when a woman death rolls on a male's genetalia.

My girlfriend gave me a sand job last night and I haven't been able to walk all day. I'm gonna get her back with a guatamalen gator roll.

by Fuck Bandit October 11, 2009

Guitar

an instriment that helps people expresse themselves and let other people get there feelings too through any type of music

jimi hendrix played the guitar and made people feel good

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

guitar

A stringed instrument that is a great thing to play and have fun with. 99% of all guitarists are musically illiterate. Infact, I play guitar and I can't read music, but I'm much better than any of my friends who can. Guitars are a great way to express yourself, have fun, get a good vibe goin, and impress buddies and chicks. And yes, guitars do pick chicks up.

Damn! Now that, is a sexy guitar. God, if that was a girl, I'd fuck it in a second.

by E-Money June 24, 2003

The GuitarHeroPhenom

The Guitar Hero Phenom is a young kid by the name of Danny Johnson who is widley recognized as the best Guitar Hero Player in the world. In the fact, there is nobody who even comes close to posessing his ability. He has gotten 100% on virtually every song that has ever been on any Guitar Hero or Rockband game, and has the videos to prove it. He has posted at least 50 videos on youtube, where he goes by the name of "GuitarHeroPhenom." In these videos, he utilizes cool editing ticks where the veiwer is able to see his fingers hitting the buttons while they can see the note chart simultaneously. Also, his amazing guitar hero ability has brought him fame, as he has appeared on television and is in the Guinness Book of World Records.

"Yo man, Jameslikecoulter is sick at guitar hero but he's not even close to being as good at The GuitarHeroPhenom"

"Dude, The GuitarHeroPhenom FCed "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". I didn't think that was humanly possible!

by kdsjf891&% June 15, 2009

Guitar

Greatest instrument ever created, can be used to take your frustration out on or to pick up women.

I play the blues on my down days

by phattest of the phat April 26, 2005