gronk

"Gronk", a random word which is spread by ignorant individuals (outside NSW) unaware of it's actual meaning.

"hello there you sexy gronk beast!"

Person1: "look at that sexy gronk over there!"
Person2:"whats a gronk?"
Person1:"who knows but it sounds funny."

by Beatrice Clarke September 13, 2005

Groinocologist

An honorary title given to an individual who is recognized for their level of sexual skill and extensive experience at pleasuring both men and women.

I'm a Board Certified Groinocologist

by Archeo Bob September 29, 2009

groiner jones

the most awful name in the history of the universe

Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

by Groiner jo--- i mean john smith August 13, 2004

Gronk

A nun who can't stay away from the cock. A slutty nun.

Person 1: he is a gronk.
Person 2: yeah he is a nun who really gets around.

by Rdzn September 4, 2020

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014

gronk

a turtle that falls of a table.

john " oh no, he fell of the table again."
megan " what a gronk"

by i am your super duper computer September 27, 2009

Gronk

To conquer or destroy a task or obstacle; to "beast it."
Coined by the tenacious play of Patriots' tight end Robert Gronkoski.

"Dude, today sucked but I gronked through it."

by hotmessinadress February 2, 2015