goodnighty

Goodnighty is how non snakes say goodnight

I'm tired so goodnighty

by IamGrandwizardman April 18, 2019

What the goodness

A substitute for the actual swear
"what the f***" But more funnier and not get you into trouble

The guy gets punched in the face and the teacher is there

Guy : WHAT THE GOODNESS???

by Uran8 April 16, 2009

Goon

A male at a party or social event who

1. Drinks excessive amounts of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting fucked up
2. Only socializes with other goons who are also guys

3. Is typically of larger size

4. Consumes only cheap alcohol revolving around Natty Daddys, Milwaukee's Best Ice, and PBR's

The goons at the party drank all of the Natty Daddy's.

by logeatloco0082 September 25, 2017

Goon

Verb: "To goon, goons, gooning" To push societal limits. Taking actions without regarding the consequences.
Noun: "A Goon, multiple goons" A person who goons.

"Yo! That guy pulled a major goon!"
"Wow, that guy is a total goon! He took a shit off of a parking ramp!"
"Yuh, I need some gooning in my life right now. Let's scream really loudly outside of a supermarket."

by Grand Daddy Wizard May 14, 2018

Goon

1. A hired thug or henchman... i.e. "Hired Muscle" ostensibly to intimidate an adversary/target...

2. In hockey, a minimally talented but very violent player who usually fights a lot. Less common in modern professional hockey due to rule changes.

1. "Luca Brasi was a feared goon for the Corleones"

2. "Gino Odjick was the ugliest goon I ever saw"

by ReggieReggieReggie77 July 8, 2015

Goon

A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking.

Goonie - $15
That's 3 people drunk for $5 each!

Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).

Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again...

*One week later*

Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight?
Guy 1: Sure!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

Art Goon

Someone who portrays there lifestyle with art

Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .

by Jayvaughn May 14, 2011