A sex act involving the repeated tapping of your finger tip against the head of your penis while penetrating a woman's ass and vagina simultaneously.
"After desperately struggling to keep up on the back nine, he realized he was only a few strokes away from earning a golf clap"
by Asjfester May 06, 2016
by OMG, MEREDITH September 28, 2007
The act of having sex in the third hole, or the butt. Useful if you have to sanitize a story about the buttsecks if young or old ears may be around.
She invited me over to play Mario Golf. When we got into it, she said the first and second holes were nice, but she wanted me to play — nay demanded — that I try the third hole.
by F'ing Paul August 18, 2008
by Jiggy G. May 18, 2011
Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk
After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps
by Paul S. W. September 04, 2006
A game played in a mini golf park, with extreme violence. where everybody hits there ball at once and races to get it in first!
rules- get it in first!
. no weapons
. no hands
.if any one gets hurt or loses a ball, everyone must get together to aid that person
rules- get it in first!
. no weapons
. no hands
.if any one gets hurt or loses a ball, everyone must get together to aid that person
by motomadness September 28, 2007
A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 28, 2008