garbage dumpster guard 

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

garbage dumpster guard by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

garbage internet 

Trent’s internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet

garbage internet by drdangerousgamin February 27, 2018

garbage sauce 

BS; a ludicrous travesty; formally, the nasty, fetid liquid that collects and festers at the bottom of the garbage can

"Whatdya mean 'offsides', ref?! That's garbage sauce!"

garbage sauce by evGal October 17, 2018

garbage bin chemical warfare 

(n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.

The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.

Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.

garbage bin chemical warfare by nolandc September 12, 2019

Garbage Poot 

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.

John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.

Garbage Poot by sin(π) July 9, 2020

garbage racoon 

An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.

He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...

garbage racoon by Madame Breaux psychic December 17, 2020

Garbage sauce 

The small packets of sauce, usually plum sauce but possibly chili sauce or soy sauce, included by the handful when ordering Chinese takeout or delivery. So named because no one wants them, at least not in the quantities supplied, and are thrown directly in the garbage unopened.

“I think they forgot your beef and broccoli— all that’s left in the bag is a couple extra chopsticks and some packets of garbage sauce.”

Garbage sauce by DM from BC March 16, 2021