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Guitar Hero

A video game, originally published by RedOctane for Playstation 2, wherein a player uses a controller shaped like a Gibson SG as if it were a real-life, honest-to-God, swear-on-your-mother's-spatula guitar. Much like Dance Dance Revolution, coloured shapes fly atcha - you hold the corresponding coloured button down and strum. That's how complicated it is, really.
Evidently, there are guitar players who see this game as an abhorration of musical performance, as those who do not play guitar can now revel in the virtual panties thrown on their virtual stage. But there's nothing wrong with the game - there are those who play both Guitar Hero and a real guitar, with equal relish... tasty, tasty relish.
The choice is up to you... keep in mind that, however wonderful you and your friends may think you sound, the music industry isn't all that easy to be part of. And no way you can have a problem with playing 'Bark At The Moon' as the fuckin' Grim Ripper.
I am a Guitar Hero. Jimi Hendrix is a guitar hero. But if he could, you know he'd play this damn game.
by Underglow March 11, 2007
mugGet the Guitar Heromug.

Guitar fag

A person who plays guitar all the time, and gets cocky about his great skills. They often make fun of others who, no matter how long they have been playing for or what genre they like to play. they also normally tend to think that their way of playing is the best.
Anthony is a guitar fag for thinking neoclassical is the best.
by Scene Hor June 10, 2008
mugGet the Guitar fagmug.

playing the guitar

to play with a girls boobs and pussy at the same time.
jeff said shut the damn door while playing the guitar.
by chris poivka June 10, 2008
mugGet the playing the guitarmug.

Bass Guitar

a four stringed instrument created in the 1950's replacing the upright bass or cello. often overlooked as an instrument, the bass guitar does not get much credit unless the bassist shows true talent such as Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine or Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold. In analogies,
Bass is the sperm and the Guitar is the penis

Guitar is the hot chick, and the Bass is the sex

Guitar is the cereal, Bass is the Milk
Bass guitar Rockers!
Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine

Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold
by Voorhees11 March 9, 2009
mugGet the Bass Guitarmug.

Guitar SoLoL

A guitar solo that is inserted into a song even though the band has absolutely no talent.
Did you hear that guitar solol in Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2?
by sjlsjlsjl June 14, 2009
mugGet the Guitar SoLoLmug.

Sex Guitar

Common name for the bass guitar. Credited to its loin-frothing baritone grooves aswell as its slit-fizzing funk licks.
Are you going to the Manhattan Exchange gig Tonight?
Yeah, I hear their Sex Guitarist is daycent biy.
by J.C.ManhattanExchange November 6, 2009
mugGet the Sex Guitarmug.

Guitar Zero

A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible
Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone

Person: year right dude, you suck
by Teddi July 20, 2008
mugGet the Guitar Zeromug.

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