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glossy taco

Now add a nice thick coat of glossy taco. -simplynailogical
by Claire.Capital April 18, 2018
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Glossy Taco

A glossy taco is another name for a top coat you put on your nails to create a glossy finish.
"Have you seen Cristines nails? They look so good with the added glossy taco!"
by xGrimSei April 18, 2018
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glossy taco

Cristine, a holosexual, used a glossy taco to protect her freshly painted nails
by Meggers666 August 13, 2017
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glossy taco

The phrase, Christine - of Simply Nailogical uses (on YouTube) to shorten 'gloss top coat'.
Put on a glossy taco to finish the look.
by wordygirlkea April 18, 2018
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Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.
No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
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glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny
“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”
by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021
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Glossy Fingers

When the dirty guy in your golf group goes to Vegas and catches an std after fingering a waitress.
I can't believe he has glossy Fingers after that trip to Vegas!
by Darthcia September 16, 2016
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