Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.
I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.
Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.
Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.
by Girthydave April 5, 2024
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"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.
More wide than tall typically.
by TRocky74 January 16, 2024
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Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Derived from the term looksmaxxing.
Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”
by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024
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Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."
by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
Get the girthmaxxing mug.Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width
Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024
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by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024
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