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Wil Gibb

The scapegoat for everything; the reason that anything bad happens in the world.
*Stubs toe*
DAMN YOU WIL GIBB!!

*Guy gets cock-blocked*
Fuckin Wil Gibb!

*The toilet paper roll is empty*
Wil Fuckin' Gib!

*You fall out of your bed onto the floor*
I Wil Gibbed onto the floor hard.

*Someone is about to get in a fight with you*
You better check yourself before you Wil Gibb yourself!

*The ice cube tray is empty*
What the Wil Gibb?

*Wil Gibb ends up being your doctor*
What the Wil Gibb Wil Gibb?

*Anything bad happens*
Son of a Wil Gibb!!!
by lagnew16 September 25, 2011
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gibroni

dumbass/moron in Italian. This is the correct spelling of the word.

not to be mis-taken with "jabroni" mis-spelled by gibroni anglican elsewhere on this site.
can you believe a bunch of moron Anglican-types thought the Rock from WWE was saying "jabroni" when obviously it's "gibroni." morons...
by Michael Goulis May 20, 2008
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An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.
Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.
by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014
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Dawn-gibberer

Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.

A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.

Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 30, 2007
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mel gibson

"Mad" Max Rockatansky.
by kingghidorah89 January 21, 2005
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the Myles Gibson

The act of Masturbation while watching a love film or watching multiple at the same time.
"Man I had such a good Myles Gibson last night."
"The Myles Gibson is so good."
by Gary p August 26, 2015
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Gibraltared

To be unfairly struck, like a rock in the back of the head by someone or something that you respected, trusted, and were loyal to. The striker generally is doing it to protect their own turf or to avoid being found out for what they are.
The mortgage bank that was pushing extreme financing was suddenly fired with others that were protecting the institutions reputation by questioning the safety of the products. These people that were looking out for the bank were Gibraltared.
by Fake-Worth July 27, 2009
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