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A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.
“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”
Top Gear by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021
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morale gear 

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.
Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.
morale gear by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Metal Gear Solid 5 

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, coming out for the psp in May
tim: dude I wish hideo kojima would make a metal gear solid 5
tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp

christmas gear 

New motorcycle riding appearal received during or shortly after Christmas. Easily recognised by its clean, unused appearance at the track or OHV park.
Look at all these camp riding spodes sittng around not wanting to dirty their Christmas gear.
christmas gear by mreverting September 19, 2007

Metal Gear 

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.
"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "
Metal Gear by Dave April 16, 2004
Any substance or "drug" that does not give you the desired effect.
"Man that ecstasy was totally duff gear"
duff gear by Tim "Dersons" March 18, 2007

Game Gear 

Sega's version of Nintendo's Game boy.
A good idea,
only horribly executed and with more
colour blur than an acid trip.
Game Gear by May March 22, 2004