drop some friends off at the pool

To deficate

I've really got to drop some friends off at the pool!

by mafioso March 23, 2003

let's just be friends

Basically the way someone will break up with you if they are trying put it nicely (see euphemism). The word "just" is the word that hurts. It's like saying, "Let's never go further than being friends. Never." Take out the "just" and it doesn't seem so bad, right?

"Hey Paul, I really like you, let's just be friends." Ehh, this doesn't work.. There has to be a "but" in there.

"Hey Paul, I really like you, but let's just be friends." Perrrfect. That one hurts more than a freight train.

by Wolfin_ May 17, 2006

Super Best Friends

A holy group consisting of relgious figures. Includeing Jesus, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Sea Man, Bhudda, Moses, and Lao Zi. In a southpark episode they unite against the cult of David Blaine which actually alludes to Scientology.
Some believe that the super best friends also have super epic mounts:
Jesus: Unicorn
Mohammed: Twelve Teeted Camel
Joseph Smith: A Sly Fox
Krishna: An Elephant
Bhuda: Panda
Moses: Serpeant
Lao Zi: Chines Dragon
Sea Man: Sea Horse

Super Best Friends UNITE!

by Jordan Reindl March 11, 2008

just friends

A polite way of saying "never gonna date/screw/ect."

Hey (insert name), is that your boyfriend?

No, (insert name of opposite sex) and I are just friends.

by spacepants2003 December 18, 2005

flirty friends

Friends, usually but not limited to the opposite sex who are more than just friends, but less than lovers. Flirty friends should not be confused w/ “friends w/ benefits” or “fuck friends” as flirty friends actually tend to flirt in public, cuddle, spoon & occasionally kiss rather than engage in fellatio or coital relations. Most flirty friend relationships have a tendency to end in disaster when the male, in most cases, assumes the relationship has evolved into something deeeper & expresses his new found feelings to said partner.

Meg: Hey Laura did u know Daniel & Isabella are no longer flirty friends??

Laura: Why, what happened??

Meg: Daniel came to think of Isabella as more than a flirty friend & told her even though Isabella was only setteling untill here 1st choice became a free agent again.

Lauara: Always happens... they'll prob ignore each other for a while & then occasionally have to exchange tense half hearted smiles from now on.

by The Verbalist January 9, 2007

Friends With Feelings Relationship

A Friends With Feelings Relationship is more like an actual relationshIp without couples titles in which one or both people have genuine feelings for one another which usually leads to heartache when one party refuses to commit to anything more than sex.Whereas a Friends With Benefits relationship is usually for people who hook up during long periods without sex.

Girl 1-Did you hear that Nick and Kate are Friends With Benefits ?
Girl 2- No, they are actually in a Friends With Feelings Relationship
Girl 1- Whats that?

Girl 2- A Friends With Feelings relationship is more like an actual relationship without couples titles in which one or both people have genuine feelings for one another which usually leads to heartache when one party refuses to commit to anything more than sex.Whereas a Friends with Benefits relationship is usually for people who hook up during long periods with sex.
Girl 1- Oh yeah theres going to be some trouble there when Nick finds out Kate is head over heels for him.

by chanteleylace April 14, 2015

Friends with bænifits

As opposed to "friends with benefits", who occasionally hookup, "friends with bænifits" occasionally cuddle and watch movies.

Dana and Christian are friends with bænifits, they spent the day spooning on the couch.

by clichesasquatch November 29, 2014