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Freedom Grope

the TSA's new, sexual-assault based approach to security screening.
I was on my way from DFW to LAX and didn't want to be irradiated, so I opted for the Freedom Grope instead.
by RagingPrimate November 22, 2010
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freepost

Freeposting is the life blood of the internet. It is more than a religion or a hobby - it is a lifestyle choice (no hoom)- that only a few of us brave enough can rise to. To truely be a innovative and creative freeposter you must live and breathe the freepost. You must wake up in the morning thinking how you will approach that days freeposts and how you can come up with imaginitve and new ways to express them.
It is also wise to study the great masters of the freepost. These are not hard to find - their words are few and their post counts are high.
This was not a freepost.
I post therefore I freepost.
by ukthreadster December 11, 2008
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Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.
Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.
by LongIslandScout August 25, 2009
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Freeport Hoe

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.
Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.
by Layqueishea October 29, 2008
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Freeloader

A freeloader is someone who mooches & takes advantage of other peoples food, drinks, & smokes all your weed but gives nothing in return. Freeloaders my also smell bad & help themselves into your house without asking. You can tell them apart from normal people because they don't know how to act infront of people & act weird.
That freeloader took all my drinks & smoked all my weed.

That no good freeloader just sucks everything he can off of you.

Quentin helped himself to my fridge again, what a freeloader.
by Scumbagballen April 21, 2016
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Freedom

by Thaddiyus January 9, 2022
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freedom

Freedom is what your sperm cheer as they are ejaculated from your penis either during coitus or masturbation.
The other day I was procrasterbating, and when I came, my cum shouted "freedom".
by Bitch Puddin' November 11, 2010
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