Rainbow Flat

Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.

Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!

Is it a hilly ride?
No, it's Rainbow flat!

by 1.4.theroad August 25, 2022

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Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

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flat hed

A flat hed is someone which a huge fucking head and actually thinks that the earth is flat LMFAO

“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat”
“Phahahahahah”

“Fuck off”
“Flat hed”

by Stayout February 26, 2019

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Flat Earther

Someone who is dumb as fuck.

Guy 1: I’m a flat earther
Guy 2: bro you dumb as fuck

by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023

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flat dope

Use in place of "the shit". Invented May 22,2007 Cambridge, USA

Michael: Holy shit look at those Aero effect on Windows Vista! Oh my god if she was a chick I swear.
Andrew: Dude that's flat dope man.

"Dude that ride is flat dope"

by QDub935 June 10, 2007

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Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers

Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.

by BigWumboy March 26, 2019

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