fixing to

Generally used only in the state of Texas, 'fixing to' is the equivalent of 'about to' or 'getting ready to'. If used outside of Texas, likely the person using it is from Texas or has spent a great deal of time in Texas. Also, this person will likely be on the receiving end of, "You're... what?"

"I'm fixing to watch the football game on TV."

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

flingbloo

a word a guy says when his face is right in the camera during an alphabet song.

F is for FLINGBLOO!!!

by naked person April 8, 2004

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

Filine

Filine is so awesome, everybody loves her. She is the funniest person alive, I mean seriously, everytime she makes a joke I fall of my chair. She is a great leader, a lovely friend and she is very pretty. Many take her as an example and how could you not, I mean she is truly incredible.

Oh you are such a Filine lovely person !

Hahaha that is so Filine funny!

by Xooxoxxooxoxx April 12, 2017

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

shit flinger

A person who debases themself with constant name calling, especially in the context of a conversation or argument.

A person who calls someone as a racist/homophobic/religious/etc. to score immediate social points in a group.

Sarah is such a shit flinger, every time I try to bring up how the flint water crisis is a government mismanagement issue and try to explain why I think so, she says I'm a racist.

Josh went into a shit flinging episode yesterday, I was talking to him about how I think biologically there is a difference between men and women. He grabbed some friends nearby and got them to start chanting homophobic.

by Kickedkid January 8, 2019

failing

When someone is continuously doing REALLY stupid things under the influence of marijuana that cause that person embarrassment.

**Lyle tries to roll down the window of a car with automatic windows when the car is off**
Friend in passenger seat: "Ah man, you're failing Lyle.. you're failing hardcore.."

by The Special Doctor December 1, 2007