factory made

when a female looks so good and has such good features that it seems like she was custom made in a factory

Beyonce, Meagan Good, Kim Kardashian, Hope Solo, Nicki Minaj, Christina Hendricks, Ashley Greene, Selita Ebanks, Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna, Eva Mendez, Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry, Olivia Munn, etc. All these females are examples of factory mades

by wordup36 July 31, 2011

faptoberfest

any gather of men to drink beer, and not get laid, resulting in going home to fap afterwards.

That party sucked , there was no chicks, it was a total faptoberfest.

by fapcat650 March 3, 2012

Faptor

A mythical beast that represents a dinosaur but has a long tail with a hand like apparatus attached to the end. It runs around and beats it’s meat all day hence the name “faptor”. The faptor is critically endangered due to oachers over hunting it because of the remarkably high quality lubricant it naturally expelled from the hand.

“My husband got me real, 100
Percent pure faptor lube for my birthday.”

by Rlg424 May 2, 2018

Par Factor

The Par Factor is the active agent for the Law of Par, which is a derivative of Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong, will). The Law of Par states that fate is out to screw you and you will get screwed in the end, not matter what.

As the active agent of the Law of Par, the Par Factor is what actually does the screwing.

Bob: "If you put your chips on red and I put my chips on black, there's a 97.3% chance that one of us will win!!"

Bill: "You're forgetting the Par Factor, there's no chance either of us will win, ever."

*wheel hits green*

Bob and Bill: "Par"

or

When the weather has been beautiful every day you've been stuck inside at work, then the weekend comes and it immediately turns rainy and cold. That's the Par Factor showing you who runs the show.

or

When your car breaks down at the furtherest point from home during your trip... AND you just realize you forgot your cell phone at home... AND the battery in your passenger's phone just died... AND a meteor comes blasting out of the sky and turns your car into a crater... that's par.

by RacerStylez March 18, 2010

shi factor

bat shit crazy bitch, that interferes in her male friends affairs, doesn't know her place and clings

I would date him but he has the shi factor.....

by snowwhite83 May 22, 2010

Slag Factory

A local night spot or bar that serves cheap drinks til the early hours that seems to attract and produce a steady flow of drunken sluts throughout the night.

Dave: Alright mate, you heading out to Liquid Envy tonight?

Steve: No way, that place is a filthy Slag Factory.

by chatshit June 13, 2010

Steak Factory

The gym.

Yeah, I'm gettin' big at the steak factory.

by tomthebomb555 December 14, 2010