Fametracker

Catty pop culture queens of snark and the gays who love them, borrowed from the canadian-american Farmer's Almanac parody website of the same name.

Those who peruse Fametracker.com with ruthless abandon.

"Dr. Beaverman of Screening Party is such a fametracker."

"Bstewart is the ultimate fametracker."

by Jane Dark December 21, 2003

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

nougat farmer

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.

by Krystyna September 24, 2003

alfalfa farmer

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

farmer john

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.

I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.

by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008

farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock

Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2005