by 100010010101010100 December 29, 2005
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"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009
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The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
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Get the failor mug.To plan an event down to the very last detail, only to be blown up in the end by a single variable gone wrong.
Suzy: Ok, got my cell phone, keys, car, and purse. Good to go! Me and Mark are going to have so much fun!
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.
by Locknëss of Anub'Arak June 2, 2009
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An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)
An ausy named Nick with the online alias of WinterMute :)
FailTroll : U R Teh gayz
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay
Everyone Else: GTFO NUB
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Everyone Else: Just GTFO already
FailTroll: U R teh gayz
Admin: Banned
Everyone Else: yay
by Pitborn September 4, 2009
Get the FAILTROLL mug.1. to not acomplish what you set out to do.
2. a very good, yet underrated band from the 90's. best described as space rock. a kinda melodic, distortion heavy and dreamy sounding. yet (contradictingly enugh) very down to earth. some of the most personally penatrating lyrics i have ever herd. a favorit band of Maynard James Keenan of tool, whome they opened for occasionally.
2. a very good, yet underrated band from the 90's. best described as space rock. a kinda melodic, distortion heavy and dreamy sounding. yet (contradictingly enugh) very down to earth. some of the most personally penatrating lyrics i have ever herd. a favorit band of Maynard James Keenan of tool, whome they opened for occasionally.
1. im not a failure for dropping out of school and buying a van and driving to calafornia to be in a band, because that was my plan all along. hey, at least im expereancing somthing. injoy your desk job, asshole.
2. "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is a song that pretty much sums be up as a person. better than anything alse, really. A perfect circle's verson feels different, but is no less personally beutifull
2. "The Nurse Who Loved Me" is a song that pretty much sums be up as a person. better than anything alse, really. A perfect circle's verson feels different, but is no less personally beutifull
by The blank way September 5, 2008
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