Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.

'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'

by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009

Seven Faces

my favorite and one of the most recent songs of Slayer. This song is unlike most of their songs which deal with killing people and satan, but this one does relate to reliegon dealing with the seven fatal sins and how people change throught out their lives. So I can actually relate to this song which is very rare when it comes to Slayer because I don't not go around killing people and worshipping satan :P

Exert from "Seven Faces":

"My life came with it’s own scars
I don’t need you to tell me about your sorrow
I can’t say I’ve seen it all
But I live for the things that keep me hollow

Everyday I look into the mirror
Staring back I look less familiar
I’ve seen all seven faces
Each one looks a lot like me"

by cough* December 21, 2004

Facestigating

When someone investigates someone via Facebook. Looks at there wall, info, photos, notes and friends.

I just got done facestigating you and I see that you go to college.

thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

Facestigate

When someone investigates someone via facebook. Looks at there wall, profile, info, photos and etc.

I facestigate people every day!

I better facestigate this girl before I ask her out.

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

facesty

usually the term given for if you walk past someone and they give you a 'dirty'....aka giving you a nasty look.

when you walk past someone and for no reason they look at you in an unfriendly way...you can then swing your arm above your head and shout at the top of your voice-"Facesty"
or "Don't get facesty yeah!"

by snazzy January 5, 2008

Facehead

Adj; When one receives oral sex while on Facebook.

Boy: " Dude... Staring at pictures of Tatiana on Facebook while getting a blowjob from Julie"

Boy2: "Oh,so you were getting Facehead?"

Boy: "Yeah Buddy!"
*highfives*

by Gingasnapp12345 December 18, 2010

Making Faces

When someone is unable to comprehend/function/complete a task/action/situation properly due to inhibition from hallucinogenic drugs.

(When someone is girped on hallucinogenic drugs and a strange train of thought results in facial gestures to accompany rapidly changing emotions.)

At inn and out, when we got up to the cash register, I just decided to order for Sean as i could tell he was "making faces".

by Porcupusmarauder January 28, 2010