Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?
Me: Again??????
Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.
Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.
-1 Hour Later-
Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!
Mom: I'll be off in a minute.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Again??????
Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.
Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.
-1 Hour Later-
Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!
Mom: I'll be off in a minute.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011
Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.
by Raven6768 February 05, 2010
The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.
by klaudia3092 January 09, 2011
by Fleursdelilylove April 12, 2010
A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are:
1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events
But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.
1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events
But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.
by TheReshiram December 31, 2010
Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
by imnotbill September 28, 2010
Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.
Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>
Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>
by Dr crayzee July 09, 2010