Forked River

Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?

*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"

by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021

Brad Fork

The extra plastic fork you get at every meal event for that one friend or coworker usually named Brad that breaks his fork trying to cut his meat

Good think I got a Brad fork, Brad broke his again trying to cut a piece of ham

by jenksk9 December 8, 2021

fork souls

Your common demon slayer watcher who has over 3 thousand TikTok followers and loves every anime

Fork souls just followed me I must be famous now

by myfriendshatemeforthis May 30, 2021

Plastic fork

An iron tool used to show reflection

Go watch that plastic fork

by Destyn msrie July 4, 2021

fork union

a tiny town in between charlottesville and richmond virginia where fork union military acady (fuma) makes up 98% of the population and the other 2% work at fuma. it is the defition of hicksville it might be one of the owrst places to be from or in.

Fuma cadet 1: Let's walk into town.
Fuma cadet 2:What town!
Fuma cadet 1:Fork Union.
Fuma cadet 2:Like i said what town?

by Chris Ferguson 1 January 9, 2007

Brazilian Fork

When a woman takes a dick in all three holes simultaneously.

Me and my buddies gave her a Brazilian Fork. I fucked her in the ass, "Mark" fucked her in the pussy and "Luke" put it in her mouth.

by Snizzoop January 12, 2008

Rusty Fork

Having you penis in your partner's ass while simultaneously having your index and middle finger in the ass as well.

Chet: So I was balls deep in this girl right, and I totaly gave her a rusty fork. It was sick and awesome at the same time.

Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!

by saddamchet May 11, 2011