Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

Fuck and Flee

When you flee from the scene after the woman you just had sex with goes to "clean up".

"Yo, dog, you shoulda SEEN this bitch I had last night! But she was mad crazy, yo. I had to fuck and flee!"

by IchBinStig December 1, 2011

Fleety

A nocternal species, believed to inhabitate urban areas in the south of England. Noted by anthropologists to be lacking motivation and regularly losing its ability to construct coherent sentences.

Mostly grazes on plants of the marijuana family and cereals.

Mating rituals are bizarre to say the least, secrecy is at large with phrases such as "Bit of this, bit of that" and " wouldn't you like to know" often being heard.

"Oi Fleet, pass the lighter."

"Fleety Rules!"

by Jay Kavaney April 28, 2004

6 feet under

Another way of saying you are going to kill someone.

If you dont shut your mouth your gonna find yourself 6 feet under.

by JWoods May 13, 2008

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005

Slave Feet

Slave feet; when you seen a nigga out-running the cops barefoot.

Markel: Holy spit, look at that nigga go! He got slave feet!
Donnel: Daamn, I'mma have to get me some Nikes to keep up wit dat!

by Markel Richmond June 12, 2008