FUCK YOU AND THIS DEFINITION
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by makos October 20, 2019
Get the FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES mug.A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
by Tha6foota May 11, 2009
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by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
Get the crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker mug.S and B Sucking the skin off of someone's dick, balls deep and constantly bouncing on someone 24/7 with so much passion and always giving them props even if its not necessary.
Always talking about someone even though its not necessary or greatly acknowledging someone.
Always talking about someone even though its not necessary or greatly acknowledging someone.
by The Roast God! September 6, 2016
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by thekaldar October 10, 2011
Get the human fire extinguisher mug.Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.
I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.
I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.
by Petey Mik March 13, 2008
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The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.
Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.
Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
by BobTheDog December 25, 2005
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