election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed

What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.

by filipos May 25, 2009

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations

"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"

by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016

Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 26, 2011

erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

Connection Erection

The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.

After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.

by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011