Emergenshit

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014

Emerlinda

She is the most beautiful woman. A litle bit aggressive but she stay every time cool;) She trust no one. Her name is amazing. Every boy who has heard this name was in love. Her true love is alkohol.

Emerlinda

by Lilmam January 3, 2017

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017

emerged

When someone or something begin for the very first time

when he emerged into the world he was very tiny and pink

by alikepetrichor August 7, 2017

emergefied

When people have emergencies ALL THE TIME.

Annette: "All these mfer's are emergefied."
Bruce: "oh, i know right? EVERYTHING IS AN EMERGENCY! THEYRE SO EMERGEFIED

by Emergification November 6, 2017

emerei

Emerei is usually a short girl 5’1 never 5’2 and usually isn’t into sports can be very sassy and knows when people are irrelevant, Emerei’s are usually good at singing and have great taste in fashion

Emerei got the solo in choir today

by Someone who isn’t irrelevant January 30, 2018

Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub January 31, 2018