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An Emerd is a mix between an emo and a nerd. They are extremely talkitive and males are usually gay. Some of their traits are:
1. Love of black
2. Love of nerd hobbies
3. Fear of happiness
4. Unrelenting fits of depression
5. Fear of never having a love interest
6. Wearing of glasses/sunglasses with pink rims/lenses
7. Obsession with having every single thing scheduled in their PDA or other type of nerdy planner
8. Psychological issues usually doing with egomaniacism, and stalking of women way out of their league

The most popular hairstyle is two to three inches long in back, and swoops down to chin-length in front. Second most popular is the Sunday-School-Sam-Style. Both usually have a dark base color with lighter and usually unnatural colored specks. Combinatiaons are as the following:

black/lime green
black/engine red
black/lemmon yellow
black/hot pink

grey/lime green
grey/engine red
grey/lemmon yellow
grey/hot pink

brown/lime green
brown/engine red
brown/lemmon yellow
brown/hot pink

Emerds are nice friends to have, if you find a slightly less talkative one. They are always concerned with your health and make good study buddies. How ever, they can be a massive endangerement to you sanity if they dislike you. They will use every word in their slow-growing vocabulary, particularly the word prep, and will drive you to the brink of insanity and sometimes beyond, as well as screaming the lyrics of his/her favorite emo song at you. However, if you are friends with one, it would be advised to keep emerds away from each other. In short it could result in an appocalyptic catastrophe. I just wouldn't be near them.
Justin: Sorry, Freddy. I don't have time to tell you what our homework assignment was. I have it programmed in my PDA to own Jared on Halo at five, stalk Cassey at seven, make out with my pillow at ten then cry and cut myself all night while listening to MCR and killing sims modeled after my mom till about two in the morning.

Freddy: Y'know, from the other side, that's pretty annoying. I can't believe I'm friends with an Emerd.
Emerd by Anonymous Blankman May 7, 2007
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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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Has a heart of gold. She’s a very caring person who will love you Infinity and will never judge you. She is the one people love going to for advice or to just have her around. She’s funny, outgoing, bitchy, the mom of the group but most of all amazing. Emelda is the one to have a round all she wants to do is love you.
Them: Hey where’s emelda, we need her?
Emelda by Sunnygirl85 May 18, 2019

emerald splash 

can't be deflected
Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

emergency induction port 

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port
emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

Emerald Triangle 

An area in Northern California that consists of Mendocino, Humbolt and Trinity counties, that is THE PRIMO area for growing Marijuana.

It grows like a weed here, especially outdoors, because the climate is PERFECT for it.
The Emerald Triangle is the place to grow weed. Wine is also a huge crop in this area. We are just counties full of "Joy".
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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