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Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching
Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera
by anonymous December 20, 2003
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Emberly

She is kinda pretty, she does stuff for attention, shell cry when her boyfriend leaves her, she'll make everything awkard sometimes... Lol. Her sister gets mad at her alot. She is the type of person that does dancs or gymnastics, or other stuff. She is sensitive, but she'll get over it soon.
Oh theres emberly
by Emma22321 February 2, 2019
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Criminal Embarrassment

Committing an act that not only makes you look like a total douche bag, but may actually be a crime against humanity.
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"

Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."

Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.

Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?

Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.

Dude 2: TOTALLY!
by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010
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Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.
Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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ebert

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent
wow ebert! great game! ;)
by Claire December 1, 2003
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EBERGY

n. - A term referring to the imagined perception of a man that his penis has the magnitude and qualities of a large weapon. On the other hand, this may also be a reference to a woman's desire to have a large weapon attached to her genitals. Always written in all caps.

This term originated as a misspelling on Facebook, much as it is speculated that pwned came about by someone's desire to type "owned". The misspelling occurred in conversation and is rapidly gaining acceptance and use to mean generally anything large and powerful, but specifically phallic in nature. Reference the powerful energy drink, Ebergy.
Wow, Chuck's EBERGY is way bigger than mine.
by Bunny Chuck July 14, 2011
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