She is the best friend you could ever get. But if you turn your back on her she will get you back so hard that you will de-evolve back into a monkey. Do you want that? No, I don't think so. She probably rides the bus and is probably Bisexual. She is pretty but you wouldn't date her. And she either HATES anime or LOVES it with all her heart. Keep her as a friend because she will stay with you if you treat her well, and while also being her friend she will tell you all the drama that she has and it'll be fun.
some idiot: Ew, its Emberlee I'm gonna go tell a lie about emberlee
Emberlees friend: Shut up ugh
Friend two: You stupid rat lol
Emberlees gf: She is gonna kill you after I tell her
friend three: *kicks* LOL THAT WAS FUN ima go get her so she can do it too
Emberlee: So uh... what were you gonna say?
idiot: *slaps Emberlee*
Then somehow Emberlee gets in trouble bc nothing goes nher way
Emberlei is a pretty girl who has lots of friends. if you are friends with an emberlei then you are lucky. she really cares about her friends and does not like fake people.oh and she is not a hoe. she will be your best friend.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*