This is a word that describes the coolest and handsome dad. This dad can do the Dab and Floss like a boss on demand. His son wishes to someday be just like him.
Kid 1: Hey did you see that L ego dad over there?
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.
by Father Bod December 03, 2022
When someone constantly shouts out their own name to become center of attention or create moments of discomfort or awkwardness during group conversation or on a night out where there are lots of unfamiliar people within hearing distance.....also referred to as the ego shout out
Guy 1 : shall we stay or go onto the next pub
Guy 2 : let's stay here and have one more
Guy 3 : BEN MAY!
Guy 1 : ye ok one more
Guy 3 : BEN MAY!
Guy 2 : he dropping the ego bomb again! Tut!
Guy 1 : Ben!!
Guy 3 : BEN MAY! .......BEN MAY!
Guy 2 : let's stay here and have one more
Guy 3 : BEN MAY!
Guy 1 : ye ok one more
Guy 3 : BEN MAY!
Guy 2 : he dropping the ego bomb again! Tut!
Guy 1 : Ben!!
Guy 3 : BEN MAY! .......BEN MAY!
by Ben may March 24, 2013
A person or people thinking thath they redirected the epicenter of earthqakes to the previous location of where they were living. Thath thinking i called ego sizemic thinking.
An example of ego sizemic thinking is when a person moves from North Carolana to California thus thinking thath he/she lowered the precentage of earhqakes in California but hierd the precentage of earthqakes in North Carolina.
by pero3033 March 05, 2012
also known as EDFs.
When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".
2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".
1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."
2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".
1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".
1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."
2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".
1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
by TornadoGirl May 27, 2009
This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
by Kaelli June 15, 2010
A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.
My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.
by Ebonyks January 22, 2011
1.
waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.
2.
Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.
waiter: golden ego on table 4.
(the cooks add special ingredients.)
waiter to himself: don't fuck with people that handle your food.
2.
Jessica: have you ever seen a golden ego?
Emily: yeah, it was at the national park last month.
Jessica: no, a golden EGO?
Emily: no I guess not.
Jessica: (takes a pen out and writes on Emily's hand) here's Joe's number.
by mrsocial99mfine January 23, 2009