ego baby
“Oh, you see Sarah? She’s an ego baby, poor thing. If only she could be allowed to do what she wanted with her life instead of being forced to become a doctor or lawyer. What a shame.”
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ego fluffing
to play up someone's ego i.e. to make them feel good about themselves for something not worth praising.
Like a porn fluffer but for one's ego. Often done by women to men.
Like a porn fluffer but for one's ego. Often done by women to men.
Zach, a grown-ass man: wipes the kitchen bench once.
Issy: "OMG Zach! You didn't have to do that, you're so helpful and amazing! You're a really good flatmate."
Issy is ego fluffing Zach.
Issy: "OMG Zach! You didn't have to do that, you're so helpful and amazing! You're a really good flatmate."
Issy is ego fluffing Zach.
ego fluffing by egofluffer1000 October 5, 2022
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ego muncher
the name to call someone when they will literally do anything to not only eat and fuel their own ego, but they will also try and coerce others to feed their ego as well
also the name for when someone uses something someone else says to fuel the im-going-to-make-this-conversation-and/or-topic-all-about-myself-even-though-im-the-one-who-asked-the-question-first fire
P.S. they just are this way whether they’re aware of it themselves or not.
also the name for when someone uses something someone else says to fuel the im-going-to-make-this-conversation-and/or-topic-all-about-myself-even-though-im-the-one-who-asked-the-question-first fire
P.S. they just are this way whether they’re aware of it themselves or not.
This is just one of the many examples that can be used for this type of person, whether this extreme or not:
Person 1: Hey what’s your favorite place to hang out?
Person 2: Oh! I think that would have to be the park down the road. I like it becau-
Person 1: *interrupts* Ohhhh yeah, yeah. I absolutely LOVE parks too. Like, did you know that there was this one time when a kid were I fell off one of those silver slides and ended up needing a cast? I got a blue one because my favorite color is blue. Do you like blue too? I bet you do, and I bet that it’s your favorite because it’s my favorite color as well. Anyways, when I went back to school everyone was always asking to sign it and hang around me to hear about the story of how it happened! I was like suuuuuper popular by the way. You know, saying that just in case you couldn’t tell, but I think you could tell because I still am. Obviously. What were you gonna say again?
Person 2: I-.. What?????? You’re such a damn ego muncher I swear to god. You can’t even let me finish answering the question YOU asked ME without making it all about yourself!
Person 1: Hey what’s your favorite place to hang out?
Person 2: Oh! I think that would have to be the park down the road. I like it becau-
Person 1: *interrupts* Ohhhh yeah, yeah. I absolutely LOVE parks too. Like, did you know that there was this one time when a kid were I fell off one of those silver slides and ended up needing a cast? I got a blue one because my favorite color is blue. Do you like blue too? I bet you do, and I bet that it’s your favorite because it’s my favorite color as well. Anyways, when I went back to school everyone was always asking to sign it and hang around me to hear about the story of how it happened! I was like suuuuuper popular by the way. You know, saying that just in case you couldn’t tell, but I think you could tell because I still am. Obviously. What were you gonna say again?
Person 2: I-.. What?????? You’re such a damn ego muncher I swear to god. You can’t even let me finish answering the question YOU asked ME without making it all about yourself!
ego muncher by BL_addict November 27, 2022
Ego Snack
A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."
Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
Ego Snack by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
Ego Is A Too Much Thing
It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy
And they call it your subconscious
Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him
Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy
And they call it your subconscious
Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him
Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right
He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down
Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down
Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind
Ego Is A Too Much Thing by Death Menace February 10, 2023
ego question
When the professor drops a question on an exam - the answer to which is so unfathomably obscure that the question serves less as a measure of a student’s performance, but as a mechanism by which the professor inflates his/her own ego.
ego question by Bcgas February 28, 2023
Ego-llectual
Think iv coined a new word...
Ego-llectual
Meaning - an intellectual with a massive ego who tells you what they know in a really patronising way, especially annoying when you didnt ask them!
Ego-llectual
Meaning - an intellectual with a massive ego who tells you what they know in a really patronising way, especially annoying when you didnt ask them!
Didn't even ask for his advice but the ego-llectual told me how to do it anyway, then didn't listen to my response properly and continued to tell me how to do something!
What an ego-llectual twat!!
What an ego-llectual twat!!
Ego-llectual by Pinger13 March 17, 2023