Verb - When you attempt to atone for an indiscretion without using conventional methods such as buying a gift or simply saying, "I'm Sorry."
Example 1
Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?
Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!
Example 2
Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?
Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.
Man 1 - Wow
Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?
Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!
Example 2
Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?
Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.
Man 1 - Wow
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