Closet Engineering

One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.

Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.

by network junkies April 17, 2009

Engin Miskunn

Means "No mercy". Often uttered by a screaming meth-head as they squish your ballsack with a big hammer.

Person: I'm tired, it couldn't hurt to have a lie down
Jorm: ENGIN MISKUNN

by Rectal Smegma July 10, 2020

ragdoll engine

a roblox game known as the home to the controversies within. nowadays of the game's alive and kicking history, you would be met with slenders, copy and pastes, and hackers moments after you hop in one of the servers of the game.

person: hey, you wanna go in ragdoll engine?

person 2: no.. i'm not going back to that hellhole of a ragdoll game...

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 23, 2022

Southern Engineering

The politically correct version of nigger rigging.

Billy Jo used some southern engineering to make that piece of shit square body run.

by Unholy Terror October 15, 2021

Engine Work

The kind of bullshit excuse levied by lazy developers at Jagex LTD when they require *Engine Work* to implement a new feature.

Examples
jagex: "'oi guise we're ganna ship group iron man this year!@"
also jagex: "nah mate, can't do nuffin about that, that's engine work!"

redditor: hey jagex its been 1 year what happened to group ironman?
mod ash: engine work
redditor: well, when is it coming?
mod ash: winter 2017

by flknjraelkjgnKU$E#?>%RNG July 15, 2020

Engineer shot

1) Take a shot of tequila

2) Snort a line of salt
3) Squirt the lime in your eye

4) Get slapped in the face

Took an engineer shot to be a real engineer

by Realengineer May 19, 2019

Goose Engine

Old lady vagina

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.

by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016