empire state building

Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:

1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show
"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."
by gino_j14 June 14, 2008
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empire records

1. Excrement.

2. The act or an instance of defecating.

3. Diarrhea.

4. 1. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable. 2. A mean or contemptible person.

5. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.

6. Things; items.

7. Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.

8. Insolent talk or behavior.

9. Trouble or difficulty.

10. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.
man, i'd rather watch Small Soldiers than Empire Records
by bombernam December 23, 2005
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East Empire Company

A company that has dictators with gonorrhea, a narcissistic governor that only cares about himself and getting more wives, and 50 merchants that slacks on the job.
The company itself is decent, making loads of money in 2 games they used to focus on, but they then left the scene leaving only their abandoned fleet and STDs.
The East Empire Company is raping French sailors again.
by SeizureNut June 21, 2021
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Church girl empire

A set of girls that have confidence in themselves knowing that they don’t need a man to be successful all they need is God and believing in themselves.
Church girl empire is all about success and confidence
by Reeldeal November 24, 2021
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Someone with immaculate rizz. Somebody who can rizz up and make a female pass out just by looking in their general direction, even when they're in their peripheral vision.
Tyrone: Ayo bro have you seen Jesse?
Jaquavious: Yeah bro, he's the Emperor of the Rizzantine Empire
by phantonrider636 March 09, 2023
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remaking the mongol empire

the definition of remakeing the mongol empire is exorbing 99% of asia and raiding erope,africa and north america then get your ass beat by a tifune in japan
im gonna start remaking the mongol empire
by supermoron92 May 22, 2022
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