asian elf 

Can only be used in dungeons and dragons. only asians can be asian elves, and as an asian you have to kick ass as much as possible. you have the ability to double your acrobatics, thevery, stealth, perception, athletics, and use more powerful wizard attack's, "by immagination."
They can also see in hi-def wide screen vision.

secret power in D&D that knowone knows except for asians, if said by anyone that you have a small pen15 you do a instant fatality to all the enemys.

(Banna butt 419) "YO, Ching Ling do all aisan elves (asian elf) have small pen15's."
(BOOM)
(Ching Ling) "Don't say that again or your next."

asian elf by django92 March 29, 2010

urban elf 

it's like the metro gnome, just with less letters.

damn, that urban elf keeps time like he done stole all the watches!

urban elf by thinjimmcgeekbeats July 15, 2005

Wood Elf 

elf, wood

Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.

Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.

Wood Elf by KellyMan1212 June 1, 2018

fuzzy elf 

(noun)
1. Genitalia of a midget that hasn't shaved for at least two weeks.

2. The good pot that santa has acres of at the north pole.

3. Christmas supply for the Mrs. that requires double A batteries.

Yo... That Fuzzy elf was the shizzznit.

fuzzy elf by jacquana January 3, 2008

internet elf 

An Internet elf, or simply elf in Internet slang, is someone who actively promotes wisdom, intellect, logic, empathy and curiosity in an online community or online discussion forum, with the primary intent of connecting with other users in civil, open-minded and educational discussions.

An internet elf helps people with opposite viewpoints to interact together harmoniously in an online community.

internet elf by One4uTwo4me August 4, 2020

Keebler Elf Trick 

When a man shits on another man's penis. Then the man jerks off the penis he shit on. After that, the shitty penis is then inserted in the other man's ass.

"Wow, I met this guy last night and he showed me the Keebler Elf Trick."

Keebler Elf Trick by wilson555dealer December 7, 2009

Feebler Elf 

1)Tony
2) One who cries and curls into a little ball when afraid of getting hit or swatted.
3)One who quivers and is easily beaten up by a girl.

Me:Tony! You are such a Feebler Elf! Say it, "I'm Feeble"
Tony: No.
Me:You are! *commences in beating Tony*

Feebler Elf by Crazcat April 11, 2005