Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

elf on da shelf

when your too GODDAMNED lazy to type the to get normie elf on the shelf memes

normie 1: "Imma search up some memes."
normie 2: get some a dos elf on da shelf memes

by SDRFCDSFJXFERUKTJYGFTDHETJYRUJ May 24, 2018

Ice Bank Mice Elf

A phrase used to say "I Spank Myself", Usually used for trolling Twitch Streamers

"Hey dude, say these 4 words 3 times fast: Ice Bank Mice Elf"
"I spank myself. I spank myself. I spank myself."

by RubikSolver1028 May 26, 2018

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

Ho, Hor, Horz-elf

The required pronouns for certain Elven Otherkin, such as Vulkekin, who are very serious about the spirituality of irony.

My name is DEWnada and my required pronouns are Ho, Hor, Horz-elf.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.

- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013