drunk facebooking 

In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.

Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.

drunk facebooking by dribbledrool February 7, 2009

drunk shaming

An entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of "shaming", such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.

Joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. As he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. He found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his TV, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. He managed to get the Sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a cock and balls on the back of his neck. Unfortunately, his boss didn't.

drunk shaming by Nick D July 12, 2004

Drunk Dial N' Wail 

The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.

Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"

"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"

Drunk Dial N' Wail by calihog July 31, 2009

drunk ass bitch 

A combination of the drunk ass and drunk bitch.

An extremely inebriated bitch ass ho. Usually at the point of being called a drunk ass bitch, one does much stupid shit that is often not remembered.

"Phil where the fuck are you??"
"Dude I have no fucking idea."
"DRUNK ASS BITCH.

drunk ass bitch by dodolove August 28, 2010

drunk over 

When you wake up and you're still drunk, not quite hung over yet.

i.e.- The phase between being drunk and hungover after some amount of sleep.

I can't go get the bagels, I'm drunk over. Don't want a DUI.

drunk over by Nicole and Erica January 12, 2008

drunk dating 

A reoccuring but unspoken relationship, generally a hook-up, that only occurs after both parties are well past tipsy.

I've been hooking up with this guy the past few weekends, but he doesn't seem to acknowledge it when he's sober. I guess we're drunk dating.

drunk dating by cricket23 February 7, 2009

drunk text 

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

drunk text by DougCrow January 4, 2006