by billy westler September 23, 2009
Get the truck driver's shower mug.Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.
Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011
Get the Drunk Driver mug.1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.
A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.
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Get the that's going to itch when it dries mug.A f*cking awesome metalcore band from Byron Bay Australia taking their name from the street they use to practice on...Parkway drive are 1 of, if not the best Aussie metal band ever!! Romance is Dead, Pandora and GimmeAD are 3 amazing songs by them from their album Killing With A Smile and i highly suggest you listen to them
Mh1:man have u heard Romance is dead By parkway drive
Mh2:yeah man sounds f*cking brilliant especially the part where it goes.....SO CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER BITCH!
YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST
Mh2:yeah man sounds f*cking brilliant especially the part where it goes.....SO CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER BITCH!
YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST
by Little Nicky_SATAN September 14, 2008
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