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drive by monkeying

when someone does very loud monkey noises from a moving vehicle to people waiting for buses at bus stops late at night and startling them.
last nite, my buddy and i went drive by monkeying, and we scared the shit out of this old woman waiting for a bus on a bench, it was fuckin hilarious!!!
by frank valente October 22, 2006
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drive by braille

usually results in bodily injury.

also see accident
yo that fucker tried to drive by braille but ended up with his face in the lightpost.
by Mr. Magoo December 16, 2004
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drive by braille

when driving a car, swerving out of one's lane ever so slightly in such a way as to drive over the bumpy reflectors in the road.
I was falling asleep at the wheel, but the noise woke me up when I started driving by braille.
by steviejoe818 December 21, 2004
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sexual drive by

Sliding your hand across a mans pants before sleeping together to ensure proper girth.
A sexual drive by is when you're On your first date or so you need to check the size out before wasting any more of your time.
by MISSHAIRSTYLIST February 23, 2014
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Wi-fi Drive-By

The act of slowing down your car near a wi-fi hotspot in order to access the internet.
Person1: "Dude! What are you doing! We need to get to your brother's wedding!"
Person2: "Calm down, I'm trying to look up a toast I can use!"

"Who needs 4G when you can do a wi-fi drive-by!"
by ryan0788 August 1, 2012
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drive-by

This is a signature move at a special or dirty massage parlor during your last 5 minutes the masseuse will perform a drive-by; meaning gently brush your junk a few times with the back of her hand as she massages your legs. This causing a massage boner. She then asks " Would like me to finish that off for you?" Of course then the extra fee negotiation begins as no man can resist once the boy is at full attention.
Bryan: Holy shi*t. Went to this massage place last night and the chick gave me sweet drive-by. I was pointing true north after that.

Dwayne: Well did she finish it off?

Bryan: Yeah she did, for an extra 15 bucks.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
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drive by

when a girl quickly insert a finger in a mans ass during sex
dude:how'd ur girl get a broke nose?
dude2:she gave me a drive by and i didnt like it to good
by Masta Dragon Red June 25, 2004
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