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frosty dangles

(N)- any cereal, such as frosted flakes or apple jacks, that have an obscene amount of sugar on them
"yo rodo you want some frosty dangles, im gonna have some."

"yeah will, Can i have the frosty dangles we just opened?"

"word, those are the frostiest dangles of all."
by klons June 13, 2009
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taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013
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Dingle Brownie

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.
Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.
by bobby February 3, 2004
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dingle root

A dingle root is a beautiful baby maker that guys have to insert in the slot o create a potential new owner of a dingle root.
My dingle roots so long, it takes three adults to hold it up!
by Gshat April 2, 2017
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carrot-dangler

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.
We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!
by K'Real February 16, 2006
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dangleberrys

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs
"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"
by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004
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dingle

chris barrett has no dingle.
by sam spearr October 1, 2009
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