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by Secret October 14, 2019

Destroy Dick December

During destroy dicc december, which is after no nut november people gather around to destroy their nuts. Part of the challenge is to destroy your dick every day at least once.

"Yo bro, are you doing destroy dick december?!"
"Totally man! I've nutted over 3 times!"

by Dailymotion.inc December 3, 2018

the destroyer

1. the shocker doubled
2. Insertion of both index fingers and both middle fingers into the vaginal opening while pushing both pinkies into the anus and massaging the clitoris with both thumbs

Why shocker when you can destroyer?

by Frau Sow June 3, 2005

DESTROYMAN

DESTROYMAN exists for one purpose. To DESTROY~ whatever he feels must be DESTROYED~.

"DESTROYMAN then DESTROYED~ the old woman with a powerful kick to the jaw."

by Ovens December 2, 2004

pussy destroyer

A person willing to fuck dat pussy at any given time of the day my nigga there is nobody more of a real nigga than this nigga

Eddie is a pussy destroyer mah nigga

by bibbic9 September 27, 2014

destroy

The point where you are so fed up with your high-speed computer being stupidly slow because of all the viruses you've picked up, half of them being virus-stoppers themselves, that your anger bursts and you ultimately DESTROY your computer's monitor, and kick the computer section underneath to death.

Friend: "What's wrong?"

Friend at computer: "My computer's being TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "Why don't you walk away?"

Friend at computer: "BECAUSE IT'S TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "???"

Friend at computer: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! ARGH!!!"

Friend: "Dude, calm down."

Friend at computer: (looking insane)"Must... destroy... AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
*throw heavy magnet at monitor in frustration, then kicks that crap out of the computer box*

by Jillybean-Jellybean January 17, 2009

Destroid

Assumed to have been derived from the word destroyed, 'destroid' was first noticed in an engineering document, presumably a typo. It soon took the internets by storm, and claimed its rightful place as a forum colloquialism for the word destroyed.

Guy 1: 'Dude, did you see dual-framed iron cross structure? It got fucking destroid last night.'
Guy 2: 'Hells ya dawg, best believ' it.'
Guy 3: 'What the crap is an iron cross structure?'

by erOhead October 6, 2005