A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.
"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
by Student of the OH GOD HELP March 17, 2016
having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.
by capibaru November 22, 2022
The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
Desk-trollin (v) when sitting at your desk, your Significant Other gets on her knees under your desk and starts to suck you off.
Dude last night I was playing call of duty on my computer and my girlfriend got under my desk and started Desk-Trollin me. Its my new favorite
by AustinDee March 27, 2022
Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.
Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing
by AustinDee March 27, 2022
Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
by de la May 13, 2021