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Seoul sitting desk 

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
Seoul sitting desk by Raulcito August 28, 2017
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The table desk of awesomness

Dick on desk 

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
Dick on desk by de la May 13, 2021

top floor desk

the top
i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk
top floor desk by supermanomri July 23, 2024

did you just shit on my desk 

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

Don’t Hide Under My Desk 

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”
I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.