Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.

Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.

by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019

Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.

Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.

by Hausco September 15, 2022

Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.

Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

by ancientostrich September 22, 2015

Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021