Deez Nuts

A popular joke from vine in which you ask someone a question and after their responce you end it with saying something with these nuts at the end.

Me: What's his name gets a lot of b*tches?
Friend: Who?
Me: Deez Nuts!!!!!!!!

by guyggtcvjrtedrgftyrd April 26, 2015

Deez

Used as tomorrow, later, flipside, etc

"See you on the deez"

by K.Schmidt October 18, 2008

mcikey deez

code word for getting high

by starfish June 22, 2006

Deez Nutz

1. Balls
2. A joke
3. BIG

1. Somethin came in the mail for you today..what.. "DEEZ NUTZ". (GOTEM)
2. I want deez nutz inside you
3. Want to suck off deez nutz?

by Got'em Guy November 25, 2015

deez nutz

I will engage on the action of putting my shaft within your mouth and rectify the situation.

You: Exuse me?
Me: Yes?
You: Would you have the time?
Me: Why yes, it's four forty DEEZNUTSINYAMOUF! NOW GET THE STEPPING! BIATCH!!

by Hadeez Nuuts (it's arabic) October 6, 2003

Deez nuts

A over used shitty meme that should die in a hole.

Guy 1:How are you?
Guy 2: DEEZ NUTS
Guy 1: kys

by NotDeezNuts September 20, 2016

deez vaginas

i female version of deez nuts

"hey man i need help with question 3" said person 1
"its one hundred and... " said person 2
"well?" said person 1
"deez vaginas!" said person 2

by vagina in cock April 26, 2022