Trans Decade

When your soul was born in a different decade than your body...

Jenni: yo man thats rad....
Zoey: are you trans decade?
Jenni: yeah man...my soul was born in the 80's yo!

by Lizzy-Ciel May 25, 2016

Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head

Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that

by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019

Decadent

A beer of the utmost choice ingredients. Contains samples of God's fermented sex juice, hops, cherries and a bit of pagan magic, all bottled in Durango, Colorado, at the Ska Brewery.

Bro 1:"Hey brociden, king of the brociens, what do you want to sip on tonight?"

Bro 2:"Oh broski! How bout some danky dank gnar jabar choice brewski brochacho?"

Bro 1:"Wordski, yo! Two Decadents comin up!"

by eRock 19 March 16, 2011

make like decapitation

Funnier than make like a tree and leaf!

Sorry guys I have to make like decapitation and head off!

by Mischief! October 10, 2006

Decarding

Decarding- 1)the act of removing cardboard from the shelves of popular supermarkets such as lidl.
2) The art of putting empty cardboard boxes into a much larger empty box.

Jeff: Alex, can you go over the decarding again, gethyn just went over it but i dont trust his decarding skills.
Alex: Yes Jeff, i live for decarding!!
Ryan: Would you like me to bail the card with scott??
Jeff: Speeeeedddd!!!!

by lidl lover March 26, 2009

phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007