karmic collateral damage

when you hang-out with a person who is such an asshole that when karma hits them you actually end up suffering as well...

Biff was such an asshole that, unbeknownst to Bingo, he mooned a short bus full of special-ed kids while in the back of Bingo's car... The cop that pulled Bingo over and the judge that sentenced both of them, were understandably upset, as their children were on that bus... Biff got 2yrs, Bingo, unwitting victim of Karmic Collateral Damage got 6 months and now has a unwanted boyfriend named "Bruiser"

by emmettaclown August 22, 2012

hail damage

Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.

"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'

by State Farm Insurance June 21, 2005

damagement

Management who is clueless and breezes in, sprinkles their leadership onto the poor worker who are stuck trying to implement foolish or damaging ideas. Also management who lays off whole groups of workers, running the business into the ground, ala Circuit City.

Our programming department replied with a resounding "NO" when some clueless member of `damagement` tried to put a print button on the on-line manual.

by Government lackey November 18, 2010

Somewhat Damaged

A self-centered, egotistical asshole.

Shabazz is Somewhat Damaged.

by Fierce Entity July 6, 2008

dick damage

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.

I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.

by NasX December 1, 2009

emotional damage

a meme on tiktok originating from steven he.

dont know what this other guy is on about, this meme is pretty good.
"cringe tik tok kid" should be a good sign the definition is invalid.

anyway. its just steven he saying "emotional damage" in a very asian stereotype way.
i give it a 8/10 for memes of 2022. its not too bad.

emotional damage!!

by the cooler penguin27 January 14, 2022

Blaine Damaged

Descriptive of someone with no personality, who overcompensates by doing stupid things like live in a giant fishbowl for a week to impress chicks.

"Why is that prick sitting in his greenhouse with his shirt off? – He’s been there for days!"
"Don’t worry about it; he's blaine damaged"

by alt.magic.secrets May 19, 2006