Wing Dang Doodle

The male schlong. It's sometimes used for poking people.

MY B's L'em

Hey, is bill poking that man with his wing dang doodle?

by The_Scoot March 30, 2006

Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

The Doodle Dandy

A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten

"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

walker doodle

When a person has the shits so bad that when they walk the they leave a poop doodle trail.

Yesterday my poop was so runny, I pissing out my butthole and left a walker doodle.

by BackFreckle May 7, 2018

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!'

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.

"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Yankee Doodle

Exactly as it sounds, a "yank your doodle", in common terms, puffed up, a dandy, a wanker. A person with an inflated sense of their own importance. A person whose fantasies exceed their abilities.

A Middle English expression. Ye is pronounced 'e by all except the upper classes. Yank'ee doodle.

Yankee Doodle - Dirty Peasant One speaks to Dirty Lower class labourer Two about a well dressed young gentleman passing by, "Yank'ee doodle"

by PooBeetle1 January 24, 2011