Donkey Pants

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

by cliffjw September 16, 2008

Donkey Slap

to slap one in the face with a male's genitalia

"Yo. You know that ho madison, totally pulled my cock out of her mouth and donkey slapped her bitch ass, she got a scrotom outline on her left cheek."

by Zachthebamf March 31, 2009

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008

donkey show

as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.

one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).

person: what's that gold medal for?

whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

by Gnizzo December 28, 2005